Another one. Die you fucking bastard, die.

OH GOD! THEY'RE ATTACKING! I've killed 3 in the last 24 hours. WTF?

First kill of the year. Kinda makes me feel like spring cleaning. Vacuum the ol' apartment and spray it with bug killer.

after a second bee attack and ANOTHER spider attack, i feel i need to pull out the big guns. i bought spider and bee killer. sprayed the house but can't quite reach that bastard spider yet. soon though, soon

Jesus Christ! New Nemesis: Bees. Fuck Bees. i can't take my time with bees. those motherfuckers need to be dealt with immediately. i just took one out so the rest better recognize!

that bitch went down! fatal mistake bitch ass spiders, above the couch enables me to stand on the couch a reach you with my trusty broom. bitches.

damn these vaulted ceilings! he's positioned himself above my couch. this spider must go down.

alas, he was clearly a soldier simply on recon work. a comrad has arrived. this new foot soldier has stationed himself in a more strategic location. i must plot my next move before they attack!

oh my worthy foe, you are no match for me when armed with a mop.

he has moved across the room which is better, but he has moved to the peak of my vaulted ceiling, out of reach even with a broom.