Scandinavian Surfer's Journal

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  • you know what!?

    by Scandinavian Surfer on December 14, 2004
    IM FUCKING DONE WITH YOU!!! what a fuckin waste of time. a whole 3 months down the fuckin toilet. Good by Greg, hello Jason.
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  • AHHHH!

    by Scandinavian Surfer on November 28, 2004
    pms out the ASS!
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  • So wrong on so may levels...I adore it.

    by Scandinavian Surfer on November 28, 2004
    hey mister :by Custom Hey Mister I really like your daughter I'd like to eat her like ice cream maybe dip her in chocolate Hey Mister on your way in your Volvo, suit, and tie We'll be crawling in your bed soon messing around, maybe getting hot It's not what ya did It's not what ya didn't God gave her a perfect body and now I'm all up in it It's not she's a tramp It's not she's not pure She just likes getting her fuck on and its a good one of that I'm sure Hey Mister I really like your daughter When I'm horny like thirsty She's a bottle of water Hey Mister how'd it get so bad You raised her so well and now she's calling me daddy in the back seat naked of a new Volkswagen the perfect little gift for high school graduation I eat all the food in your fridge Call my friends around the world Rack up your long distance do Breakstands neutral drops Wreck all your cars Drink all the booze in your cheezy ass wet bar Order stuff on your credit cards Leave boogers in the skippy jar Smoke your cigars Answer the phone tell your boss you moved to mars When you call in late from work tell your wife You're at the titty bars I can't lie I have to tell the truth Man to man mister I'm a total spoof Your daughter's a freak Your daughter's a pro When i'm done with her She'll do one of your bros I hope I never have a daughter
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  • Who Knew this day would come?

    by Scandinavian Surfer on November 27, 2004
    i went from a Nasty Girl to a Hopelessly Romantic.
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  • Romeo and Juliet

    by Scandinavian Surfer on November 27, 2004
    nice raaaaaaaainy afternoon...sleep...
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  • jesus!

    by Scandinavian Surfer on November 27, 2004
    oWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my FUCKING back!!
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  • Oh, no....

    by Scandinavian Surfer on November 27, 2004
    Its offically here. The Christmas Season. God help us all.
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  • i've been thinking...

    by Scandinavian Surfer on November 27, 2004
    I'm sorry to all the one's i've hurt. Especially you Tiff.
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  • I HATE MY DAD!!!!!!!!!!

    by Scandinavian Surfer on November 27, 2004
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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  • its time

    by Scandinavian Surfer on November 26, 2004
    happy potta'!
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