There once were these two state workers 'working' on the new add-on for the interstate. One of the men was leaning on a bulldozer the other leaning on a shovel. A cur dog came by and urinated on the man leaning on the shovel. Man with Shovel: "If i had another shovel... I'd kill that dog." Other man: "Uh Huh...." *Do you get it?... Laziness is a funny thing.*