• Today I ran over a dog as I drove home. I giggled when I heard it yipe. So I threw my car in reverse and got out of my car. I poured some of my colt .45 on its smashed head. I put the dog in my car and drove around with it in my lap for an hour or so. I hate you dog thats why I hit you with my car. Then I put the dogs head in my neighbors mailbox and went and had a bowl of fruity pebbles with 2% milk from a half gallon mayfield jug.

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