I have an idea for a new company called Shoot You Into Space. I'm all about literal names. I guess I could call it AeroQuest or something crap like that. The idea is that if you get terminally ill, or maybe just old or you just get bored with life, whatever, we will put you in a little pod (for a small fee of course) and we'll pack it with food and water, enough for say 3-4 months and then we'll shoot your ass into space! You can spend the last few months of your life floating around and seeing the solar system, cosmos, etc, that only a few people get to see in their lives. Oh and we also give you a cyanide capsule to take if you don't want to starve or freeze to death once you get too far out there. Think about it. Beats laying in a hospital bed dieing your ass off right?
