• Dear Mint, I’m watching this seriously twisted TV show. This guys friend just died and a lady with an orange shirt tried to comfort the guy, but the point is the shirt was orange! You never see orange! Anyway then the guy killed himself and went to some place called “Tunaville”….all very weird!! It’s past twelve and I’m tired.. OMG! There’s an add on…on… underwear for bladder weakness sufferers! EWWWW! Which reminds me, I gotta go pee! Well I’m back and the relief my bladder feels is astronomical! Sooooo much better! And hey, you’d better fix the icing letters on Dylan’s cake. I kinda got hungry after that pee… The show just ended and boy it doesn’t get much weirder. I’m so v. v. happy you agreed to write these letters – you know like my pen pal! I’m hoping that because of them we may be able to get to know each other better? But I know you already and therefore I know that any hopes of that happening are slim to none! Hey! I have it! How about we call each other once a week? I wrote a song for Dylan! You wanna see what it’s like? Tough. I’ll give you a brief over view though? Ok. It starts out with me telling her how great she is and then it goes on to how her life progressed and then how she gets tripped with a golf club and impaled on the golf tee and how she is then buried and left to rot, but is still remembered!....by human..ity? Hehe. I rhymed …did I spell that right? Anyway! You will have to excuse me if I change pen – it wont change colour though (haha – I know how much you hate it when I do that! It’s just that I’m so excited…so v. v. excited). Ohhh! I like tea! Ahhh! Shit! I just lost my spare pen!!! Crap! Well I guess id better sign off and find my spare pen!! Bye bye – Jolloup p.s. ahahahaha! I found it on my stomach! Doesn’t get much stupider than that! p.p.s. – I LIKE BING LEE! Whoot! Hehe and now iv’e started I wont stop. Don’t you hate it when that happens? You get told that the other person has to go and then said person doesn’t? man, I’m not sure about you but that really bugs me! Oh look 3a.m. I have to go now….. iv’e already said…bye…..

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