Covington Catholic Limericks

  • Black Israelite haters, excused,
    led to schoolboys reviled and accused
    of white racism, hate.
    The reaction was great--
    but the whiteboys were merely amused.

    Progressives were driven berserk
    by a teenager's innocent smirk.
    The old shaman tried shaming:
    and drumming and blaming,
    but none of those strategies work!

    Mr. Phillips, the activist drummer
    gave Regressives their Indian Summer--
    till a teenager's smirk
    drove the demons berserk
    and made dumbed-down regressives much dumber.

    If a smile is a cultural crime
    then the criminals need to do time.
    Every whiteboy must go
    in this cracka-ass show
    and I'm guilty for reason of rhyme.

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