Maybe now she understands my teenage fixation on women's tennis
- October 01, 2016
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5 Comments
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You live in Bumfuck Egypt where this is news? No wonder you're batshit bored. No LGBTQ centers out there? Killer ones here, all inclusive, on all levels. Is moving a possibility? To every situation is a solution if one is willing to commit to search.
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this was one of the funniest things I've ever read
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Your incredibly brave for coming out. Its hard for any LGBTQ parent to process that your feelings are becoming real now. Talk to her and pore your heart and soul out.
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Well it's not like I expected a "Congratulations on Your Cunnilingus" card, I just thought there'd be some denunciation.
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I am sure seeing your daughter (or son) for that matter have oral sex (irrespective of their sexual orientation) would be uncomfortable for most parents ... I wouldn't imagine it would be a subject they would want to raise.
"Oh, darling I saw you munching down on a girl the other day ... are we going to meet her soon?"
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I'm about 99% sure that my mother saw me with this girl I met about 2 weeks ago. I've talked to her since and she hasn't said anything so I think she must want to ignore it and pretend it didn't happen, either that, or she thinks what happened to me as a kid turned me lesbian and she feels too awkward/guilty/embarrassed to confront me about it. I'd be a little more worked up about this if I wasn't half in love and on a steady stream of dosage increases. It's actually a little bit funny, I'm sure seeing her youngest daughter giving head to a butch lesbian nearly gave her an arrhythmia. As it is there's been some eye contact issues.