I Got Hit With A Corndog In Lunch Today.

So...we played flag football in gym today. Quarterback throws the ball to me, and I take off running. Some chick comes up behind me and dives for my flag, but she misses. She fell, and her arm got rapped around my leg. Of course, I went flying, and landed right in the middle of the guys' football game. So I'm laying there in a tight little ball, and dudes are jumping over me, running over me, running around me, and I'm just hoping one of em doesn't murder me. Then an upperclassmen--ONE guy--comes to help me. He bends down, and goes, "Hey little girl. Are you okay?" And then I start cracking up. Ms. Richardson comes running screaming, "OHMYGOD!!! Are you okay? Anything hurt? Do I need an ambulance?" I tried to tell her I was fine, but I was laughing so hard that you couldn't understand a word that came out of my mouth. Then Allisyn goes, "She's laughing. Why is she laughing?" Ms. Richardson says, "I have no clue. I mean, that looked like it really hurt." Meanwhile, Cody is across the field yelling, "Be careful with my jacket!! Don't get my jacket dirty!!" Hahahahaha. Best. Class. Ever. On another note, Delinquent has been looking really sad lately, and I've seen bruises up and down his back, and all over his ribs. He told me he fell down some stairs, but it makes me wonder what he's been going home to. :'( I wish I could help, but he won't let me.

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