zombies, ninjas and chuck norris

  • this is for treadingonyourdreams one night in 1968, four men and a pony where walking to the local tavern. the day had been a good one. the four men had accomplished much that day. one of there tasks that day was to rescue a lost pony from the forest that surrounded the town. none of the towns people dared enter that forest, cause there had romors about wizards and werewolf's and vampires. i don't know why they where scared of the vampires, all they did was shine and fight with the warewolves over human girls. these four men didn't believe in these things cause they where new to the land. so they after getting much warning from the towns people about the danger they persued the lost pony. they found the pony not far from the edge of the forest. as they where walking towards the town they where ambushed by several ninjas. the fight was not even a fight at all. the four men and pony where quickly slain. the only thing the ninjas took from the men and pony where there hearts. they then injected them with a poison that reanimated the body. the body would act on selfish impulses, it would attack people, sleep with people, and even eat people. the ninjas though this would help defeat the werewolves and humans so that they could take over the town. there plan would have worked except that the humans where smarter then the ninjas first expected. the "zombies" as the ninjas called them quickly spread their poison. the humans where scattered about. then well all hope seemed lost, Chuck Norris came out of no where and kicked all the zombies, shinny vampires and werewolves to mars. this also effected all unicorns, dragons, and other mythical creatures. the end! p.s. the ninjas worked for Chuck Norris. the ninjas that started the pandemic where never seen again, then again you rarely ever see ninjas.....and chuck norris. the town where this happened is now known as Nashville.
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