The Bigfoot Theory

  • I've from several different sources that if your legs are cold, your leg hair will grow much faster. It gave me an idea. We should find a man--clown, maybe--that has adnormally large feet and stick him in a freezer--the big kind. Every day--three times a day--a person will bring this "bigfoot" food and drinks. Don't worry. A toilet will be installed, as will a bed. We won't leave him in there long enough for him to get sick or anything--just long enough for his leg hairs to make him look like Bigfoot's half brother.
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