My little sister, Kiya, is obsessed with Alvin and the Freaking Chipmunks. It drives me crazy. Their voices are so squeaky it sounds like someone driving over a pig that has a squeak toy stuck in its throat. They ruin all of the good songs, well most of them anyway. And lastly, since when do chipmunks sing?? Was the director born yesterday? I mean seriously!! Last time I checked, chimpmunks were funny-looking creatures that spend most of the day stuck in a tree nibbling on nuts. And now they're coming out with ANOTHER movie!!! This really is the end of all mankind. I just don't know if my ears can take any more of this crap. If any of you guys happen to be in the theaters watching CHIPWRECKED and suddenly see a squash fly at the screen...it was me. I hate Alvin and the rest of that dumb, cheesy gang from the bottom of my heart. They will be death of me. I can take talking creatures...but singing creatures is just taking it too far.
Ick.
- July 12, 2011
- juiceboxx19
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