• So I have this best friend, Dillon. He's been to Hell and back, he smokes weed, and has a very bad temper. All week long he's been singing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star from beginning to end. Yesterday he went around screaming GIVE ME A "B"!! And today he's been singing..."Wake up, warm up. Come on everybody! Clap your hands, bend your knees, tap your feet!" I think his therapist has been putting something in his water. I blame her. Anyway...one time, when I was like nine, he spilled hot chocolate all over my Halloween costume and told me I had to clean it up myself. I was so mad. I could have killed him. It was hot too! I seriously thought I was gonna have third-degree burns on my stomach. Well, a few days ago, he logs into my Wattpad account and changes my info. I have listed 25 facts about me, and he changes #24 to: Dillon Ray Adams is a sexy beast and I don't know what I'd do without him. He changes my status and sends messages to all of my fans. Earlier today he tells me we should write a story together. I thought it was a great idea...until we started writing and he laid out his rules. 1) My name has to be Dillon in the story. 2) I get to type. 3) I get to decide what our characters say. 4) If I don't like it...it's gone. 5) It is going to be VERY theatrical. 6) I get to name the killing squad. 7) Your character has to be emo. He writes these down on a sticky note and sticks it to the computer screen. So we are now writing a story on Wattpad about an emo girl that's being hunted down by a group of killers called No Mercy--he named it--and her "incredibly sexy" neighbor, Dillon, has to keep her safe. For those who want to know...it's called Trigger Me. I really don't expect it to go anywhere...
  
  Well, I'm done now. I've typed all the anger out of my system.

• sounds like a really good story send it to me when its done

  M3T4LH34Don July 03, 2011   Link

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