• Cap'n Crunch is going to disappear! This is a sad day in America. Thanks to health activists who care about what you eat, about your cholesterol, and about your bloody fiber, Cap'n Crunch will be retiring soon. Cap'n Crunch is one of my favorite cereals, why!!!! Sure it has tons of sugar but you can make up for it by doing 50 push up 2 hours after eating it, right? Stupid health activists! Why dont you make coke disappear? Or alcohol? Or Mcdonalds? Anyway i gotta go to the store and buy what will probably be my last Cap'n Crunch box cereal :(.. so bye for now!

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