• I will have the most famed and coveted .plan journal on the site. Well, today the site, tomorrow the world. Notice how I'm not laughing. That's because I'm dead serious. You just wait. Paper will have my daily journal post in it. If it does, I hope it's in the comics section. I'm still not joking. I wish I had a concession stand. I would be known as "The Hot Dog Merchant of the Future" I would have this four hundred thousand dollar cart that I tow around. It would be made of an expensive new technological material that stores the hot dogs very efficiently, and the grill would make hot dogs taste like more than just unknown foreign pig pieces. Also, I would play digital, commercial free, music really loud. I would have a bigger umbrella than you've seen in your life. In fact, screw the umbrella, I'd get a big waterproof bubble. And to finish it all off, I would sell the best soda in the world (Jones Soda©) and serve it with little umbrellas and orange slices. It would be called the "Bubble Bistro" I'd make millions. I'm still not joking. That will be all.

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