• once upon a time there was a conformist voodoo lady named ms. onyango who taught a social skills class at grant high school. everyday she would teach a bunch of crap to her students about "fitting in with the other kids" which was her way of saying "depend on the popular kids because you guys are hopeless" However one student did not buy this nonsensical bullshit. His name was Elliott Lindamood aka the blind samurai. He would always write letters to the teacher expressing his thoughts about the class but she would just laugh it off as a joke. Finally one day, Ms. Onyango said, "Elliott, I would like to ask you how your day was. Elliott responded "Piss off Onyango!" Ms. Onyango yelled "WHAT WAS THAT?" Elliott once again said "piss off onyango". "I do not tolerate anyone's opinion other than my own and I certainly will not tolerate someone expressing their individuality in my class because that is not how you are supposed to act in society!!" Onyango bellowed. "Well then fine" Elliott shot back. "GRRRRRRR" Onyango screamed and turned into a giant horned dragon with glowing red eyes and fangs. Elliott just yawned and banged his cane against his desk and in an instant, he was clad in samurai armor and his cane had turned into a samurai sword. *ALL NEW SAMURAI SWORD FOR THE BLIND! NOW WITH TEXT TO SPEECH AND WI FI INTERNET*! and the battle had begun for the souls of the students in bungalow 16...........

• text to speach and wifi? you were there last night? good story but i hope she never reads this.

  elliott666on September 19, 2009   Link

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