• Hm. So. Well, I'm Laura, and the profile doesn't really give a good opportunity to write an introduction and all that, so here goes. I'm a sarcastic little fucker. Honestly, I swear my sense of humour couldn't be drier. I even had to go as far as making an actual sarcasm sign for school, just so people got that I was fucking with them. I know, it made me sad, too. I can also patronise without even knowing it, but hey, that's me. I'm not going to change because someone has a problem with my personality. Fuck that. I live in Adelaide, Australia. It really is that bad, hence my personal favourite city nickname 'Notsobadelaide'.. others include 'Radelaide', 'Lemonadelaide' and Fuckthisplacelaide'.. We're a creative bunch :) Anyway. I love metal. Pretty much all variations, from speed, thrash (32 drum beats in 4 seconds.. fuck yes.) to heavy, black, death.. everything. Yes, I'm fully aware it's not everyone's cup of tea, but it is mine. I love going to local gigs and supporting the local Adelaide bands, as well as going to metalfests like ATG and moshing to Australia's best. And please, don't tell me how 'gay' metal or my favourite bands are, you just look like a judgemental fuckface. Um.. Ok, I hate when people can't be fucked typing whole words, instead resorting to 'dis' and 'lyk' and 'dat' and 'luv'.. it's, what, two extra letters at the most?! Fuck. Seriously, that pisses me off almost as much as Miley Cyrus. Oh, and fangirls. Super-fangirls (you know, the ones that go 'OMGZ!!1!!1!' I LUV (enter celebrity/fictional character name here) SO MUCH!!1! WE GUNNA GET MARIED N HAVE 100000000 BEBIES!!11!!1! ) scare, as well as annoy, the shit out of me. They are the bane of my existence. I love reading; I can be quite the bookworm nerd. Give me a book and I'll read it, though I prefer the classics and comedy genres. And I'm not ashamed of it. And don't let that fool you, either. I can kick your ass if I need to. I'm a movie buff, too. My favourites include Underworld (Evolution and Rise of the Lycans included), Zoolander and Awakenings. I love the Big Bang Theory and The Mighty Boosh, also. And I would love to punch Hitler in the face. He was a bitch. Ok, I'm done. Hope you don't need to shoot yourself. :)

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