• Copypasta from a forum I frequent: I got some blood tests done three days ago because I was having SEVERE abdominal pain and flu symptoms and you know, wth is up with that right. So I'm at a party last night and my dad phones me and is like "OH MY GOD go to the doctor's ASAP tomorrow morning 'cause the clinic called like eight times and they want to talk to you about your blood." So I get home the next day and after a long and not so funny adventure involving missing my bus and almost getting run over by cars and then bursting into tears on the bus I do catch, because, oh my god what if I have some terrible blood disease jesus h I'm gonna die aren't I, I get to the clinic and ...the doctor promptly tells me that I am COMPLETELY healthy blood-wise. And I also apparently have bronchitis and "You don't have a health plan? Well in that case, here's the most expensive medication you can take for that, side effects include the same things you came to see me for, have a nice day miss." Excluding the have a nice day part, seriously, I'm like "Uh, thanks," and he's all "Yeah, all right." I'm gonna shank him someday. :D

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