• i am soooo gonna win this bet! and i am now sixteen so chik-fil-a will be hearing from me very soon. ok, so i guess the whole point of journals is to write things down, so i'm gonna go with the crazy conspiracy theories my friends think up. one of my friends thinks religion is a conspiracy started by the government eons ago, so that when things got bad we wouldn't blame the people in charge and would just pray instead and they'd get away with all the crazy crap she supposedly thinks they're pulling. but then i have another friend who thinks atheism is a conspiracy to turn us all into cynical people addicted to depression medication. and then another friend thinks they never really took the cocaine out of coke and we are all secretly addicted to cocaine and that's why people buy so much of their soda. and then there's the one that global warming doesn't exist at all, and that the government accidently released something into our atmosphere that eats away at the ozone layer, and that AIDS was developed in a lab to kill off all the homosexuals, and of course everyone knows the lotion and chapstick theories. honestly, my theory is that we're all a bunch of people with waaay too much time on our hands.

• Joie-de-vivre was actually me, sorry. I forgot I was on the my old account.

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• The AIDS one... that made me laugh.

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