I hate Twilight. I personally read about half of the book, got to the "Do I dazzle you?" line and gave the fuck up. The book wouldn't bother me so much if it weren't for the fangirls.
My friend CJ happens to like the book, that'd be cool with me if she wasn't all "OMG I'MMA MARRY EDWAAAARD!" about it. "OH HE'S SO GORGEOUS, I want him to break my headboard!"
I don't think she even knows what that means.
CC and I have this gag going on where every time she mentions how 'hot' he is we go "Oh, you mean the fairy?"
This originated from the fact that in Twilight vampires don't disentigrate into dust and get their shit all messed up when in sunlight, they sparkle. Sprakling vampires, yeah. So I said "Well I wouldn't doubt it, he does wear a lot of body glitter" and so now in our eyes Edward Cullen is a fairy in both the literal and homosexual sense.
And so CC said "His hair is so greasy and stiff you could hang Christmas ornaments from it" and laughs were had by all who are not madly in love with a sparkling ficticious vampire.
If you like the book, whatever, that's great. But seriously, shut the fuck up about it. You are not going to marry someone who exists only in film and on paper. Robert Pattinson said himself that the rabid fangirls are fucking mental.
Tl;dr, I think the book sucks. The end.
Ten - call me a cheapskate c'mon for pete's sake
- February 01, 2009
- NotJuice
- 2 Comments
Add your thoughts
Log in now to tell us what you think this song means.
Don’t have an account? Create an account with SongMeanings to post comments, submit lyrics, and more. It’s super easy, we promise!