• I FUCKING HATE CANADA. You see comedians on T.V. all the time - cracking jokes about our military, our accent, our weather - THEY'RE RIGHT. IT IS FUCKING COLD IN CANADA. It was a snowing more a bit earlier, now it's just an 'arctic chill' (fancy word used by the weather girl which translates roughly to 'FREEZE YOUR ASS OFF CHARLIE-GET-MY-GUN-WE-HAVE-TO-EAT-THE-DOG-FOR-SUSTENANCE COLD.') blowing in from Alaska. Man, FUCK Alaska! My face is still fucking frozen from being outside for a whopping half hour. I am insanely jealous of all you bastards in, say, ANYWHERE BUT CANADA who bitch and moan about your lack of a white Christmas. Not saying you do, but I just got off the phone with my Grandmother and almost punched a wall. IT'S MINUS 20 CELSIUS.

• Shit man, where are you from?

  DJgifon April 14, 2009   Link

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