• The comprehensive list.

  Toothpick Forests
  Toothpicks themselves (that guy got KILLED with one in Atlantis! Yeah, it's a cartoon, but DAMN)
  Strobe lights
  Pneumatic messaging-systems in cars, buildings, etc.
  Shutter blinds (especially when someone leaves their's partially open, with a lamp on behind it or something; it looks like a face and that scares me as the title might suggest)
  Unmarked bottles under the kitchen sink (Raspberry Fanta or Windex? Your call.)
  Automatic lights
  Those motion detector things designed to squirt water at deer
  Broken bottles
  Broken plates
  Electrocution by using the 'razor only' plug for a hair dryer
  Dying from graphite poisoning (or, in layman's terms, 'stabbed to death with a pencil')
  Falling down stairs... again.
  The idea that perhaps everyone else on the bus can hear what I'm thinking
  Wrappers in lakes
  Plastic bags in lakes
  Large, dead trees in lakes
  Staplers
  Staples
  Mechanical pencil lead
  Large, open windows
  Reflective street/highway signs
  the circle game... you know the one.
  
  More when I think of them. OH GOSH I KNOW, TRY TO CONTAIN YOURSELVES.
  
  And, my bad, Coeur D'Alene has been featured in at least eight songs. Now I need another small town to pick on.

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