• Gawd I hate my father some days.
  
  Woke up this morning at ten to six to the LOVELY sound of his alarm clock. Being extremely loud.
  
  KISS: IIIIIII WANNA ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIIIIIGHT AND PARTYEVERYDAY
  Me: .....I think I just popped an ear drum.

  There's still a good twenty minutes before I actually have to get up, so I figure, hey, I can man this one out and sleep through it. Well, soon enough..
  
  Collective Soul: YEAH HOLLYWOOD. YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ONE MAN SHOULD.
  Me: OH LAWDY It is time for me to take the law into my own hands.
  
  So, using my iPod as a flash light I snuck into my dad's bedroom and shut off the alarm. He then wakes up.
  
  Dad: What are you doing?
  Me: Turning off the alarm. It has been on for like, twenty minutes.
  Dad: Uhhhhh it's six ten, so ten minutes.
  Me: Well, NO, SIR, it has not.
  Dad: I was LISTENING TO THAT.
  Me: You were SNORING.
  Dad: O rly.
  Me: YA, RLY
  Dad: No wai.
  Me: YA WAI.

  Or some other sort of banter similar to the effect. Anyhow, if he WAS awake *sarcastic snickering here* you'd think he'd turn the damn thing down. If the dead wake and walk the earth today you'll know why.

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