black magic woman - santana
- November 16, 2008
- Mowthwaush
- 1 Comment
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EPIC PHONE CONVERSATIONS V. 9.8
"Hello?"
"Hey sexy."
"...who's this?"
"[name]."
"..."
"This isn't N, is it."
"Uh, no."
"Is she in?"
"No."
"Sorry about that..."
"Do you consider it perfectly normal to say 'Hey Sexy' to someone on the phone if you aren't entirely sure of who they are? Do you do that everyone or am I just special?"
"You sounded like her."
"Well maybe you should have confirmed it was actually her, eh?"
"Yeah, I guess."
"Well, you guess. Keep it in mind and have a nice day."
"Hello?"
"Hey man, how are you?"
"Uh... good?"
"What's up?"
"Who's this?"
"Mike."
"I think you have the wrong number."
"This isn't Nelson's house?"
"Um... no."
"Oh. Sorry."
"Hello?"
*silence*
"For God's sake, I know you like hearing the sound of my voice but really, you're calling from Ontario and it's driving up my phone bill so bad, you've phoned my house eight times this week, so if you want to listen to my sweet vocals while you touch yourself just say so and I'll send you a tape, 'kay?"