• I just got back from my bus trip back from a first aid meeting (what a moutful), and I have a story to tell now.

  Across the aisle from me were two middle aged women, one of them obviously schizophrenic. Her caregiver was trying to get her to take her medication and lied to her saying it was five o'clock when really it was four thirty. So the schizophrenic lady (Linda) starts telling the caregiver about this time she went to Tim Hortons and ordered soup when she could gotten a sandwhich because she saw the man ahead of her get a piece of bread with his soup, yet when she got hers there was no bread. Then the caregiver yells at her for yelling at people across the aisle (o.O) and they are silent for most of the trip.
  We start to get near my neighbourhood and the bus driver stops to have a smoke. The two get into an argument about interrupting people mid sentence:

  Sarah: So when we get home I'll boil up some-
  Linda: Do you remember the time I asked for boiled chicken but you ignored me and went and sat down and missed the chair? I remember that.

  Then the caregiver (who I now know is named Sarah) offers me some peppermint which kind of tasted like boiled egg, and shows me things she bought from the dollar store. After asking me if I'd done my Christmas shopping yet she apologizes for arguing so loud, and I'm all Well don't apologize to me, apologize to Linda over there! D:
  And Linda was like "Have a nice night! :D" when I got off the bus.

  ... 'bout sums it up.

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