• Sunday: USWF. DEATH TOURNAMENT. Milhouse (Stanson) and Greg (Drew) started things off with a lightbulb match that rocked the house, even if they had some major time constraints. I doubt the spinebuster spot through the deck steps will ever be surpassed in terms of brutality. Good job, guys. By the way, Greg won. Next was Smokey & Scotty Slotts (Mike Phelan) in a Thumbtack match. After a brutal Angel's Wings (Sitting Pedigree) onto the tacks, Smokey got in my face. I had to layeth down the law and POWERBOMB THAT SHIT DOWN~! The crowd popped big time. Aside from that, it was a great match which involved some big time juice from the Smokester. Smokey wins after a Smokey Stash to the tacks. I reluctantly count the three...... The last Death match was Mr. Glen taking on Loverboy in a Thumbtack Balloon/Ladder match. This match was the f'n crazy shit, with Lover taking a deck spot in nothing but a pink G-string. Very sexual. The other non-Death matches were good too, Xtreme v. Draven in particular. X is just a fucking amazing wrestler. Big props to Draven too. The Battle of the Steves was a success! Monday was the blah blah blee blee bloo. I did skip gym for the second Day 7 in a row. I hope I don't get caught. Nothing special happened. Everyday I find it harder to get up and go to school, I mean, every bit of work is meaningless now. Hell, if you aren't graduating, you should know it by now. Unlike years before, I am NOT failing any classes, and should pull into the finals with an 85+ accumulative average. Fo sheezie. One mad phat shout out goes to Rob Van Ulmschneider who answered my e-mail in his latest Rob Journal. Keep on fightin' those fires. You are a true American hero. Current Music: Deviates - "The End"

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