• i'm playing Trivium. so my dad was like "whos this? why do they sound like they're dying?" so i put Glamour For Better on half a song in and he says "..can we go back to the dying people?" OWNED MY MUSIC TASTE > PARENTS Adam's read this. I KNOW SHOCK HORROR i was actually gonna let him read it eventually.. but mehh he has now and he's gonna check it for updates LOL HAI ADAM there's something you should all do today and that is BASK IN THE GLORY OF MY HAIR. seriously its amazing. i re-cut it.. i did my fringe again then added a new short-ass layer, it looks amazing. what you do is you tie the bottom two layers up in a ponytail and leave them curly then straighten the top short-ass layer and the fringe and FUCK IT JUST PISSES ALL OVER YOUR LESSER HAIRSTYLES. the fact that its MASSIVE and GINGER also just completes the image. and my amazing dress sense. pfnehh snarrk. ^lol thats the sound of me snorting at my dress sense now that we're edging back into summer and i'm happy again my dress sense is slowly slipping back into crazy-ass wtf, or "you dress like a Chinese prostitute on E" as Ben once put it. lol Ben. i just had to be in his company yesterday and he pissed me off xD seriously mate you'd be alright if you just shut the fuck up oh and your team on Sapphire is nooby. my POKEY-MAAANS would piss all over yours. oh yeah and i have new shoes (: (: these grey + white striped Converse, OMG they're amazing i creamed twice we went to Oxford, me mum + Spo (lol Mum pissed me off it was funny) and Office pissed me off 'cause none of the Converse i wanted were in my size so i just took some 7s and they're fine. so stfu noob. i've been needing new shoes for aaaages 'cause i was going round in my tramp shoes, and they were AMAZING, literally i could fit half of my foot through the hole in the front, but Mum insisted i get new ones. so i took advantage and got her to buy me some Converse like i'd wanted for ages. i win. oh and you know when you take the piss out of your mates and ask "spit or swallow" or whatnot? WHY IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION? WHO THE FUCK SWALLOWS? WHAT SICK BASTARD IS THAT?? i mean that is seriously some disgusting shit. i legged it to the bathroom in approx. 0.24 seconds and spewed it all out and i still felt sick as one sick fucking bitch. tho that might have been the cheap-ass Sainsbury's brand diet orange mango and peach drink that had gone flat that i downed straight afterwards to take the taste away. (see what i mean about me finding stuff funny and you finding it disgutsing? im awful, arent i?) anyway this is inappropriate so moving on on Pokemon Sapphire again. woop woop. i need to have some MEGA-AWESOME POKEY-MAAANS so i can put them on Diamond when i get it. lol arent i cool. i wish my Shroomish would hurry up and evolve. lol my hair's amazing

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