• ohhhhh maaaaaan, brooooooo. i didn't do an english paper that's worth 150 points, so i skipped school. hahahahahaha. god i hope i won't become a fucking burnout. so the other day i was talking to my dad and he's like, 'what're you guys doing tomorrow?' and i was like "yer mom kekekekeke" and he goes, "you're... doing.. my..mom?... oh, well that's okay. 'cause i already did yours." hahahahahahahahahaahah. dude i cracked up for fucking ever. god, i luf my dad. he's so funny. he smoked up my friends the other day. that was probably one of the best nights i've had in a long time. minus getting home 30 minutes before i had to leave for work. eeeeeeeeeeee and then there was this other really funny thing that happened, i don't know if i can really explain it on here, but the other day me and Steven were driving up to Jodi's house, and he pointed to this tractor and was like, "that's mine." and then i was like, "ohh man this is awkward, 'cause that's actually mine. then there was like 30 seconds of silence and he goes, "wow. picked the wrong time to lie." ahahahahaha. man. oh yeah! and fuckin LOLOL. yesterday, holy shit! I went over to my friend's house to talk to him about a couple problems and his fuckin mom was home (every time ive been over there she was asleep or not there, and i hadn't met his dad yet.) and she was cracking me UP! oh my god dude. fuckin we went outside to smoke, right? and cockass just grabbed the joint and put it behind his ear and walked through the living room, and i was totally sure if his mom was cool with it so i kinda hung back a little bit, but his fucking MOM was like, "hey you guys better wait for me!" so yeah. we got high. with his mom. awwwwwkward. and then my friend went in the other room to talk to his girlfriend on the phone and i was just layin on the couch baked as hell watchin Dr. Doolittle and she comes over there and sits RIGHT next to me and starts talking all kinds of shit on my friend's girlfriend, hahahaha. and then she was like, "if you tell my son i'm telling you this, i'll kill you!" and i was like *giggle giggle giggle* i won't say anything" and she was like "no. i'm serious." like all dead straight-faced and everything andi was just like, "oh. uh. i won't say anything." hahahahahaha. like 5 seconds later she's like "GODDAMNIT MY FUCKING CURTAIN RODS ARE CROOKED! AINT NOTHIN EVER NICE IN THIS HOUSE CAUSE IT'S FUCKIN A HOUSE FULL OF PIGS!" (she's the only girl that lives there, hahaha.) and then i comforted her on her crooked curtain rods, and the night ended in all of us wrestling. i came home at like 8 so i could start cleaning my room. that shit is messssssssssy. damn. anyways, i better get off here so i can clean some more. i think it's gonna take me a couple of days to finish it, hahahah. see you later potato slayerssss.

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