• It's not an Ipod,It's a WOMB!(Me in biology class:D) There are pregnant women EVERYWHERE now. Its like, all the foetuses are screaming at me "haha,your boyfriend cheated on you"(Me,having just walked by my pregnant english teacher:D *Looks at me clutching chest* M.Mc.C:"Karen,are you touching yourself?":O Me:"No,its ok,but my heart is just really hurting me!" M.Mc.C:"Oh....Honestly,I'd have preferred you were touching yourself" "So why isn't Gordon Brown the king then?" S.M V.C: "This is my (orgasm) face*pulls strange face* me: God,Well now I'm worried,because thats looking a bit familiar... M.Mc.C: "Vicki,do you like sausage roll baps?" *Me attempting to be inspirational*: Me:"I'm like the unfinished masterpiece,being perfected by the chef, Not yet ready to be eaten and enjoyed by the customer" Adam: "So...youre saying youre a...hooker?

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