• If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to be? -a jellyfish, because one of them mothers stung me once and I still want revenge. Whos your favorite redhead? -Lucille Ball. Isn't she everyone in TV Land's favorite redhead? What do you order when your at IHOP? -french toast because I'm too lazy to make it myself. Yummmmm....french toast. Last book you read? -I'm rereading "East of Eden" by Steinbeck. That's right, America, I'm literate. Deal with it. Describe your mood. -swinging. Describe the last time you were injured? -well, I don't know if this counts, but I chipped a fingernail yesterday. It was pretty traumatic. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with? -why would two people be stuck in a well together? Deserted island, yes...a well? I don't think so. You'd have to be pretty much of a dumbass to fall in a well you just saw someone else fall into. And my friends are NOT dumbasses. Most of them. Rock concert or symphony? -actually been to both, but gonna have to go with the rock concert. The drugs are better. Or so I hear. What is the wallpaper of your cell phone? -ST. LOUIEEEEEEE Favorite Soda? -Mountain Dew What type of shirt are you wearing? -a grey one. If you could only use one form of transportation... -a space shuttle. Most recent movie you have watched in the theater. -Shutter. ...sucks. Drop tons of acid before you go see it. Name a celebrity you have had the hots for: -HAD? I still have the hots for Johnny Depp. Yummmm....Johnny Depp. Whats your favorite kind of cake? -German Chocolate. Guhhhh. What did you have for dinner last night? -Ah fuck me if I even remember last night. Look to your left, what do you see? -My box of goldfish that I wanna eat really bad but they're... just... out.. of reach.... Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? -that sounds like a lot of unnecessary bending over to me. Plus, I rock the velcro. Hell yeah. Favorite toy as a child? -ice skates. Is that a toy? If not, then my pedal tractor. Yeah, I had a lot of fun on my pedal tractor on the 7 feet of sidewalk we had. Do you buy your own groceries? -no, I've hooked up with the grocery fairy and he brings whatever I need, whenever I want. Look into it; it's great. Do you think people talk about you behind your back? -they talk about me to my face, so I'm gonna go with a "yes" on this one. Whens the last time you had gummy worms? -November 25, 1989. It was a horrible experience that was seared into my brain forevermore. What is your favorite fruit? -blueberries. Like blueberry french toast. Yummm....blueberry french toast on Johnny Depp. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel? -lol. no. Do you like running long distances? -I don't like running any distance. Have you ever eaten snow? -good grief, who hasn't? Look, myspace, you're going to have to put a little more thought into these questions. What color are your bedsheets? -floral because they make me feel like a princess. Whats your favorite flower? -Pillsbury. Oh wait a minute, I think I misunderstood the question. Do you do ballet? -Who is ballet? I'm pretty sure I don't. Do you listen to classical music? -and play it on the piano. That's right, America, I'm cultured. Deal with it. What is the 1st TV Theme song that pops in your head? -the Beverly Hillbillies. That could so be us if we'd just hit a damn oil well. Do you watch Sponge bob? -no... wtf What temperature is it outside right now? -not warm enough. Do people consider you smart -my boss does, and she's the one who pays me. How many piercings do you have? -i have one in each ear and there will be no more. Are you signed on AIM? -no. msn ftw. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together? -yes. Yes, I have. Shut up. Grade school is boring. How do you feel about your family? -I feel it's a good thing blood is thicker than water. Do you have an iPod? -a Nano

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