• bromptonXblend, hi, hey there champ. how are you feeling tonight? well great. oh hey, p.s! i honestly hope you fucking fall into a pool of chainssaws. fucking worthless cunt. for those of you loyal readers who don't know who the hell bromptonXblend is, let's take a look, shall we? http://a119.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/3/l_649afcba4c95f3022cd889f0431f073e.jpg she's the one on the right, with the racoon-esque face. yes, this is what we are dealing with. now, what i'm about to post is not for the weak-stomach'd. nor for children under the age of ... well, it's not for any children. or anyone, really. CAUTION: continue reading at your own risk. haaaah fuck yes. i was his first hookup. that's one life goal accomplished. yay for me. except for he... is a dirty fucking liar. haha he said i shoved his hand down my pants. that little horndog it was all him. he nearly broke my zipper. on his fucking own. LOL! LOL! LOL! eh well let him think what he wants. i was fucking wasted who knows what really happened? haha i'm so great. and he was only one of six that night. fucking slag. ahhh i'm literally a hoe now. i made out with a kid for 20 dollars. he offered them too. haha wow i'm great. also the total last night was 6. six fucking guys. i went to 3rd with all of them. i know i would have gone further, but i kept getting bored with them and had to find a new guy. also i need to add to my list from last time. [these don't involve last night's guys] chris mycheal austin brendan darren blahh i think one of those guys from last night got me sick. i don't feel good aww, poor little poster child for AIDS! yes, sweetie. when you're feeling not-so-good after hooking up with not one, not two, but six guys in one night, that's called .... *dramatic pause* ...STDs. we'll look at the educational video later on that later, kids. If you're feeling as queasy as i am, i would suggest to stop reading. because everything gets worse before it gets better, right? well, in this cunt's case it basically just stays... well, terrible. jake ulyssys jake ben sean james colton clark steven eric adam jermaine danny ^everybody feel bad for these boys. and call me a dumbfuck for them too. i'm playing them all. i'm a W H O R E. and the worst part... i'm going to get more this weekend. (lol @ anyone who would fuck a guy named clark. more poor tasted bitch) errrr i feel like a slutty slut slut. this is gross. why did i do that? fuckkk. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL. DUDE. LOL!!! but wait! there's more! ugg. why am i such a good person? i trust far too easily. *two lines later* well i think the only thing to fix this would be.... PANTS-OFF DANCE-OFF!!! okay, and now for this next one we the fifth word is basically what has been nullified throughout this whole journal, but apprently McSlutstein is still holding onto the fact that she could dare post shit like that and still get respect from us unlucky random readers. BEHOLD, i bring you.... YESSSSSS!! I'M STILL A VIRGIN!!!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA AHAGHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHDHAHAHHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHADHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHH HAHAHAHAHAHGAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA spare us all please. In a next entry she prays. Yes. she prays. to God. honey, everyone knows God hates whore. please, go fucking kill yourself. oh hey, brompton? You're also getting your ass fucking OWNED by the two fucking coolest broads on here. so anyways, this might be a little far-fetched of me and kinda.. you know.. "out there"... but -seriously- kill. your. self. thx. ~THE END~ p.s. Fallen Leaves, lol. cunt.

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