• Oh dear, I appear to have posted three entries in one night. Still, it's ok because I can quit anytime I like. I just read kqedequalsvolvo's journal. It's good to see that someone isn't afraid to say what they think about the people that really wind them up. I think I'll leave you a joke before I go to bed. A man walks into a bar and he is very drunk. Most of the people inside just ignore him until he stands up and shouts 'I had sex with your mum!' at a group of lads. The guys just ignore it and keep drinking, much to the surprise of the clientèle. The drunkard then shouts 'I shagged her in the arse too!' at the lads. Amazingly, they just carry on drinking their beer and talking amicably. Finally the drunkard shouts at the top of his voice 'and she sucked my knob afterwards!' Then one of the men stands up and shouts back... 'Go home Dad, you're pissed!' Aren't I a comedian? You'd probably have laughed a little more if I told it in person.

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