• Well I'll get straight to the point. Last night the lead guitarist of my band was eighteen and he and I went out on the tiles. We went to a club and we were dancing the night away. Later in the night a couple of girls started coming on to us in that way girls do in clubs: dancing provocatively, eventually grinding against us, all that stuff. When the club closed and we all went out on to the street, the girls asked us back to their flat. Guitarist, being single, went with them. But I said 'no, I really shouldn't.' Do you know what that means? It means I didn't cheat on my girlfriend again! I thought that I would probably do it again if I got drunk and had the opportunity, but I didn't. I was a good boy. I'm so proud of myself, but I'm supposed to avoid cheating on her so this should really be all in a day's work for me. And in other news, spending the weekend on my girlfriend's boat was enjoyable. It's quite cute how inexperienced she is. She was very nervous, but I managed to put her at ease. I made her come three times, and we didn't even have sex. I don't know why she lacks confidence, she really has quite an attractive figure. She sent me a text yesterday asking me if there was anything I wanted her to do for me, seeing as she was the one having all the fun last time (her words, not mine). I just replied that she should do whatever she wants to do to me. I can't really think of anything specific and I have no idea what I can actually ask her to do, seeing as she's never done anything with a boy before. Anyway I believe I've written enough now, so until next time, goodbye.

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