im so floaty n' willowedly thankful to not be dead tonight .. it all makes sense more down ..ha
Ohhh-oh! wow, whatt'a frickin' DAY of total pa'Chh! ..(ting) ..
Well it all started .. woke up... frickin.. done dishes..hmm showered blah blah coffee.... got sick'a that... so .. i fixed a packsack buckle for i swear man... frickin .. 40 mins... just cause i tend to get into that focus of.... "hmmm... wait... if this can go there.. or .. hm.. try that.. or .. hmm.. i gotta a better way".. and yaaaaaaa in the end of that one focus that got me a bucklin' ... that frickin "quickie-sick'a-pickie" kicks in and ....all the crap i did for that whole 40mins..dont wick the candle stick eh... and it alll falls back all ove' gin! jk.. no but i reallly did'r up good this time... that would usually happen to me though..i'd sit there for hours workin on somethin...and really in the end im drownin' in a pool of pissage of a "frick who cares.. just buckle.. and frickin chuckle" type deal already.... ahhhhhhhh haaaaaaa like ya hit that time where ya get a lil' tired and ... annoyed.. pissed and ansy n' all ya need's a change. the sun. the air. the wind. puffs. sips. TUNES. yeah. something else to feel for another high art.
wellwellwelllllll - that talks done im sick of talkin about the morning... skipping to driving to get poootch! ... welll well.... we're drivin .. me and twin eh.... i seen a frickin partridge on the side'a the road eh.. frickin fat juicy one too eh... looked so good i wanted to dip'r in hot sauce right then and there man.. well well.. ya ya ya... hop over gate... run run run.... untie our pooootch n' back in car... on our way back to johnnys to get ready for the big day of ICE FISHAGE. wellll yaaaaaa.. drivin' back.... we sorta forgot about the partridge we seen eh on our way in eh... drivin' along singin' a song.... AND POOF!!!! HIT THE FRICKIN' PARTRIDGE... perrrrfectly on the neck...the BREAST "B-E-A-U-TIFULLL!"
gotta' lotta wicked shots on z' CAM..100% pure twindian EVIDENCE! proof da' poofitty poof
... i'll get'r all loaded online tomorr!..
BUT SKIP AGAIN. to make'r lil' shorter than... it frickin WAS .. cause TODAY was frickin... LONG friggin ba dong dong ...DONG! man.... i mean...
cutt'r to point:
-hit partridge
-counted bottles
-2 cases vex
-TERRY JAMES hangout'ge first time in long time. (hes a taurus good teacher)
-walkity walk walk around star island on mercutio lakeee with twin and poot! ..seen an ol' blue wooden boat.. frickin looked exactly like our ol' BEAST way back in day of brew...n' man let me tell ya..it was a sad freaky frickin moment.. one'a those frickin "Fievel Goes West" moments .. the "Mirage!!!" part.... we thought it was a frickin sign.... like... take a walk..and boom! ol' beast boat shows up.. but we walk abit closer and... ahhhhhhhh it was wooden.. ours was alumeeeee! ahh. it'll come back one day.. its out there.. HOPE dream wait ha.
- haha wow i over did that one up there eh? (laugh it up call me names BREAK) ... go getch'r drinkssssss eh.. frick ..no. jk.
- ok.. hahaa TRUCKS ON ICE. the first time...on the ice today....we were drivin' lil cautiously eh...all sober and... plain. BUT u wait...til' u hear about the trip back HOME when we're frickin .. all unsobeddd! frickin beer/vex/whisk in hands....frickin cruisin' over the frickin ICE .. frickin though Johnny was gonna flip us... me in back with poootch... frickin holdin him... it was frickin SCARY at first... but u got use to it once u started paddin' johnnys back and holdin his beer....and lettin him gulp the first sip down ha.. and man he sure likes to light'r up at same time.. well well well...
THE TRAIL OF BAIL
welll... the trail comes quick...eh... off the ice.... and boom.. theres the trail... johnny driver still sippin beers..while me, nic and pootch are.. prayin.. frickin hopin' no dying night ha. well... BUCKLE UP TIGHT cause the trail is suppose to be for fricckin snowmachines and fourwheelers - well clay and mom took the toyota and me, nic, johnny and pootch took a jeep surburban type monster truck, it looks weak but man frickin' tough as frickin "CHRISTINE" - the movie made by STEPHEN KING! about the car that kills and crashes and comes back alive/brandnew again!!!
It was freaky at first when we seen the begin of the trail off the ice... cause we knew how friggin rough it was on the way in. And even then it was a lil' freaky and he was friggin sober too! but ya know what happens when you're out there icefishin' all day ...hoistin' in walleyes and sippin' down bubbleyz!
A SOBER DRIVER ON THE WAY OUT ICEFISHIN'
............TO
A scratch out the "SO" and bring in the "BEER!" ON THE WAY BACK HOME
with 2 twins n' a pootch
BUCKLED n' HOPING
[to be continued]
Zzzzz
well im tired and i wasted my energy editin' all that crap up there, that im just gonna cutt'r short
WE FRIGGIN CRASH.
thought it was it.
all i remember is flyin' willows...those flower plant thingys.. boom ba boom..thank god i had pootch in my lap and me holdin him..
whoa.. more in mornin .. shiteeee
im outttttt
....what'a burnage eh? leave u to wait in' constant agany winage. jk. ew i sound soooo smart tonight. Zz
johnny crasheddd
- March 24, 2007
- twinseecure
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