• So there I was. Sat at the window. The Rain was pouring hard down onto the ground, I looked down like a Greek god on Olympus protected from all lifes problems as my neighbour stands there knocking on the door getting soaked. Probably inquiring about why one of his milk bottles went missing this morning. And as I sipped at my nice warm cup of stolen milky tea I remenised about when I was doing drills in Dover and it was the same kind of rain back then as what was drenching my neighbour at the door below. *que flashback* We were hiking along mud up to our knees through whatseemed to be some kind of swamp. The Previous day our section leader had left some of his army spam out of its air tight container and then eaten it. So every several minuites we were stopping while he went to take a shit. Chink, (A foreign lad) had blisters the size of balloons on his feet and to make it worse the thunder added to the inconveniance of the rain. At that moment, 20 talibanistanis jumped out of the reeds and beheaded everyone except me and chink who were forced to use our combined kungfu and Karate skills to beat them back to there underground volcano mosque. Then me and chink kicked in the door shot 2 or 3 thousand of them , We then left the token black guy with a nuke in his hand while at the same time the talibanbugstanis were coming in massive hordes and we just got to the end of the caves as it went off. We came to the end of the caves and there were two doors, I took the right, chink took the left I escaped by bungee jumping off a damn while chink took off in a plane with russians shooting at him. At that moment i woke up, my tea was cold and I remembered that I had watched golden Eye and Star ship troopers over the past couple of days. My neighbour had buggered off and I thought to myslef, "Im glad im not still in that swamp"

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