• Yea, Mom left the stove top on, and I saw it when I walked in the kitchen. So I yelled at her and turned it off. Then I said to myself "I wonder if its still hot?" (don't say that right after you turn a burner off) It still was. I was like "whoa-- thats still HOT". so I did one of those pull my fingers away really quick and wave it around really quick so it feels better kinda things. then I blew on it, and I had a glass of milk, so I shoved the tip of my finger in there. Like normal people do. Iwanted to put butter on it, but I didn't want to look like a pussy. Now I burnt my right pointer finger and can't type right or anything. It doesn't really burn, its just really hard and it doesnt feel nice when I hit things with my finger. I guess It could be worse if it were my left hand. Im left handed. i just licked my finger, I thought it might help, it didn't feel any different. it just tasted like hand moisturizer. I put some of that on there. Well, I have to work tomorrow morning..."Hubert Cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo!"

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