• "Well, I'm basically echoing the obvious here, but yeah. You want revenge. You'll have your revenge, and it will be sweet and it will be well deserved. But right now, the only tool you have is emotion, and it's not going to work against either one of them. You could beat the shit out of this guy, and it would feel fantastic, but it would be petty in the long run. You could guilt the hell out of this girl, you could make her sob openly and beg for you back, but again, that's not going to last very long. Calm down. Breathe. This isn't the end of a beautiful love life that ended suddenly, this is the beginning of the rest of your goddam life, and it's only going to get better from here. You're free. Realize that. This girl wanted to marry you, and she's willing to fuck a dipshit guitar teacher behind your back? You dodged a massive fucking bullet, man. The really huge Super Mario kind with the eyes on the side, where you had to run and duck into the little divit to avoid shrinking. You did that. You got into that divit, and you're still super sized, and you can break blocks with your face. Now get out there and step on some fucking turtles."

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