| Song Name | Comments | |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Prelude | 0 |
| 2 | All Nereids Beware | 46 |
| 3 | One Day Women Will All Become Monsters | 46 |
| 4 | Expired In Goreville | 24 |
| 5 | Baby, You Wouldn't Last A Minute On The Creek | 146 |
| 6 | The Words 'Best Friend' Become Redefined | 108 |
| 8 | There's No Penguins In Alaska | 54 |
| 10 | We're Gonna Have Us A Champagne Jam | 24 |
| 11 | No Hardcore Dancing in the Living Room | 39 |
| 12 | Who's Sandie Jenkins | 21 |
| 13 | To Trixie and Reptile, Thanks for Everything | 39 |
