| Song Name | Comments | |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Introduction | 50 |
| 2 | The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage | 231 |
| 3 | London Beckoned Songs About Money Written By Machines | 138 |
| 4 | Nails For Breakfast, Tacks For Snacks | 178 |
| 5 | Camisado | 1 |
| 6 | Time to Dance | 307 |
| 7 | Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off | 502 |
| 8 | Intermission | 47 |
| 9 | But It's Better If You Do | 218 |
| 10 | I Write Sins Not Tragedies | 817 |
| 11 | I Constantly Thank God For Esteban | 149 |
| 12 | There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought of It Yet | 440 |
| 13 | Build God, Then We'll Talk | 444 |
