| Song Name | Comments | |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Mum changed the locks | 4 |
| 2 | Mr. Charisma | 3 |
| 3 | There's Your Dad | 2 |
| 4 | Racist | 6 |
| 5 | Ship Of Beers | 2 |
| 6 | Be Still My Beating Off | 6 |
| 7 | I Hate My Brain | 2 |
| 8 | The Ballad Of Tim Webster | 6 |
| 10 | Constable Care | 5 |
| 11 | (That's) Just Not Legal | 0 |
| 13 | Genitals Are Funny | 12 |
| 14 | All your friends | 3 |
| 17 | Guns don't kill ducklings (ducklings kill ducklings) | 3 |
| 18 | You can't move into my house | 5 |
