| Song Name | Comments | |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | How To Become A Virgin | 6 |
| 3 | Kill Roger Hedgecock | 2 |
| 4 | Straight From The Horses Mouth | 0 |
| 5 | Moth-Eaten Deer Head | 0 |
| 7 | Cattle Mutilation | 1 |
| 8 | Perils of Believing In Round Squares | 0 |
| 13 | Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap? | 3 |
| 15 | Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe | 2 |
| 16 | Twenty-three Full-time Cowboys | 0 |
