| Song Name | Comments | |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Christmas Commentary | 0 |
| 2 | The Christmas Story | 0 |
| 4 | Oh Holy Crap | 0 |
| 7 | A Letter to Shania Twain | 0 |
| 8 | O Little Girl from Birmingham | 0 |
| 10 | donny the retard | 2 |
| 13 | Titty Bar Christmas | 0 |
| 15 | The First Queer Santy Claus | 0 |
| 17 | Santy Claus, Santy Claus | 0 |
| 18 | I Pissed My Pants | 0 |
| 20 | Grandpa's Thanksgiving Story | 0 |
| 21 | On the First Day of Christmas | 0 |
| 26 | Call a Doctor | 0 |
| 28 | I Wish My Mother-In-Law'd Get Hit by a Car | 0 |
