The Early Four Track Recordings

songs table
  Song Name Comments
1 Dirty Dustin Hoffman Needs a Bath 3
2 Dustin Hoffman Gets a Bath 0
3 Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating the Soap 3
4 Dustin Hoffman Scrubs Too Hard and Loses Soap 6
5 Dustin Hoffman Does Not Resist Temptation to Eat the Bathtub 4
6 Dustin Hoffman's Wife Comes Home 1
7 Dustin Hoffman's Wife Seems Suspicious About the Absent Tub 0
8 Dustin Hoffman Feigns Ignorance of Missing Bathtub 1
9 Dustin Hoffman's Wife Calls in Detectives to Dust for Porcelain Particles on Dustin Hoffman's Tongue 2
10 Dustin Hoffman's Tongue Taken to Police Lab Where It Is Used as Toilet Paper and Reading Material While on the Toilet 1
11 Dustin Hoffman Offers Lame Possible Explanation for Missing Bathtub 2
12 Dustin Hoffman's Wife Makes a Sarcastic Remark, Cuts the Head off a Duck, Places It Where the Tub Was and Begins to Groan 1
13 Dustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant and Wets Himself 1
14 Dustin Hoffman Quits Bathroom and Climbs a Tree 4
15 Dustin Hoffman's Children Enter the Bathroom 1
16 Dustin Hoffman's Children Don't Enter the Bathroom 1