| Song Name | Comments | |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Being From Jersey Means Never Having To Say You're Sorry | 21 |
| 2 | Send My Love to the Dancefloor, I'll See You in Hell (Hey Mister DJ) | 18 |
| 3 | The Church Of Hot Addiction | 36 |
| 4 | The Kids Are All Fucked Up | 19 |
| 5 | It's Warmer in the Basement | 37 |
| 6 | Keep It Simple | 12 |
| 7 | It's Amateur Night at the Apollo Creed! | 9 |
| 8 | Bring It (Snakes on a Plane) | 83 |
| 9 | The Ballad of Big Poppa and Diamond Girl | 26 |
| 10 | Pop-Punk Is Sooooo '05 | 20 |
| 11 | You Can't Be Missed If You Never Go Away | 16 |
