My weight is 300 pounds
My favorite is beef jerky
I'm a vagabond, I'm a vagabond
My mom says, "You are kinky!"

Who cares? I don't care!
A horse's ass is better than yours
Who cares? I don't care!
A horse's ass is better than yours
Who cares? I don't care!
A horse's ass is better than yours
Who cares? I don't care!
A horse's ass is better than yours

Lay down here, baby
Just relax, honey

My baby horse is Jennifer
What a beefy hip!
She has a fine coat of fur
What shiny hair!

Who cares? I don't care!
A horse's ass is better than yours
Who cares? I don't care!
A horse's ass is better than yours
Who cares? I don't care!
A horse's ass is better than yours
Who cares? I don't care!
A horse's ass is better than yours

Let's eat carrots together until
Let's eat carrots together until 


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Beef Jerky Lyrics as written by Yuka Honda Miho Hatori

Lyrics © Downtown Music Publishing

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    i think it's an allegorical love song between two horses

    browsacookiemonstaon June 11, 2010   Link

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