"White & Nerdy" as written by Hakeem T. Seriki, Anthony Henderson, Juan Carlos Jr. Salinas and Oscar Edward Salinas....
They see me mowin' my front lawn
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy?
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy

I wanna roll with the gangstas
But so far they all think I'm too
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Really white and nerdy

First in my class here at M-I-T
Got skills, I'm a champion at D and D
M.C. Escher, that's my favorite M.C.
Keep you're forty, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills, but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a wiz' at Minesweeper, and I play for days
Once you've see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast, I'll set the place ablaze

There's no killer app I haven't run (run)
At Pascal, well, I'm number one (one)
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun (What?)
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

Here's the part I sing on

You see me roll on my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy?
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy

I'd like to roll with the gangstas
Although it's apparent I'm too
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
How'd I get so white and nerdy?

I been browsin', inspectin' X-Men comics
You know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect them
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L

I got a business doing websites (websites)
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do H-T-M-L for 'em all
Even made a homepage for my dog, yo
I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop, pop, hope no one sees me gettin' freaky

I'm nerdy in the extreme
Whiter than sour cream
I was in AV club, and glee club
And even the chess team
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was "Do I like Kirk, or do I like Picard?"
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin', they're laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so
White and nerdy

Just because I'm white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
All because I'm white and nerdy
Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy

I wanna bowl with the gangstas
But, oh well, it's obvious I'm
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy


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"White & Nerdy" as written by Juan Salinas Anthony Henderson

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  • +3
    General CommentI just saw something hilarious in this song's video: during the line "I edit Wikipedia", they show Al writing YOU SUCK on a Wiki entry. The entry he was editting was for Atlantic Records (who wouldn't let Al put ''You're Pitiful'' on his album)
    pikespiceon October 05, 2006   Link
  • +1
    General CommentBy cherry he means in perfect condition
    Purifiedxon September 26, 2006   Link
  • +1
    General CommentAulakauss, Stephen Hawking is currently revered as the best theoretical physicist on the planet, probably the smartest man alive, and has been for some time, save for a few years where he couldn't solve the information paradox but still supported a theory that sounded insane to the academic community.
    ErdTirdManson January 28, 2008   Link
  • +1
    General CommentThis is crazy! I laugh with this one as well! I'd better go to bed, I have the giggles again!
    happy7on March 10, 2012   Link
  • +1
    Song FactThe video. This song is nothing without the video.

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    Sasho007on April 10, 2016   Link
  • 0
    General Commentparody of ridin' by chamillionaire
    snotface2on September 09, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentWow, this is definatly one of Al's best parodys. =) Not much to comment on the meaning, its a parody of Chamillionaire's Ridin'.
    .:Artemis:.on September 10, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentWhen I first heard this I was like OMG!!! It's so good. Yeah I agree, its one of his best parodys.
    danizzygurlon September 16, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThis song is amazing on so many levels I won't even begin to describe it.
    HockeyJoeon September 17, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentWeird Al is truly a legend.
    headspaceon September 20, 2006   Link

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