you're helpless, and hopeless
you wanna help out the homeless
but you've got problems
you're selfish, and worthless
and you have no fucking purpose
you're a cancer-causing, cancer-having slob

whoa-oh (x3)

there are morals that conflict with orals
that conflict with anals that believe in angels
angels are hating on you
if good is the absence of evil
and evil is the absence of good
there is an axis of evil
rolling into this neighborhood

with the sound of gunshots
bang! pow!! pswchh!!!
whoa-oh (x4)

it was then that i found i am a vampire
i have fangs fucking 15 inches long
the sanguinary sweetness of stealing someone's blood
feels so good i am compelled to sing this song
and at night when i retire to my coffin
to sleep for a hundred years or more
all you people that i know will have died long ago
and your children will have died ten years before

whoaaaaa-oh. oh. OHHHHH.


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  • +2
    General CommentSean named this song after their friend David J, and although it doesn't pertain to David J at all, Sean says that he named it after him because "I stole the melody from his song 'Love is a Sin' ". The song itself is about Sean's insecurities.
    Mathos22on August 20, 2013   Link
  • -2
    General CommentFuck this group. Their lyrics are annoyingly sarcastic and the pretension of forced indieness makes my skin crawl. The friend who recommended this is an irony-loving asshole
    inrandomtandemon September 14, 2014   Link

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