(No I'm being serious)
Yo, Its the Wild Wild West
You came to the right place my man
Get Ready, here we go
(New Shit!)

Welcome my Friends to the old saloon
Everyone in town is hangin' out
If you gotta drink, well you drink it down
Then we'll all go have sex with whores
(Brand New!)

I'm Old Bill I just rode into town
On my horse?
You betcha on my horse!
That the thing in the Old West Times
Everybody enjoys a good horse ride

If you cheat at cards you'll get thrown out
Right out the Saloon doors on your butt
Come back in and buy a round of whiskey
Guess what? All is forgiven!

Blibbity Jane and your another guy that's probably an Indian
This whiskeys warm and smells like piss
Oh no my stache smells like piss!
So that's the story see if you can do it
The Old Wild West is no place for a lady
I'm the bartender but I'm also the Mayor
So just put that Asian Hooker (DJ wha') on my lap
I'm Tiny Tim and its almost Christmas
Sure is dusty here.


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The Old Saloon (Interlude) Lyrics as written by Andrew Samberg Akiva Schaffer

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    (No I'm being serious) Yo, It's the Wild Wild West You came to the right place, my man! Get Ready, here we go (New Shit!)

    Welcome, my friends, to the Old Saloon Everyone in town is hangin' out If you got a drink, well you drink it down Then we'll all go have sex with whores (Brand New!)

    Buffalo Bill I just rode into town On my horse? You betcha on my horse! That's the thing in the Old West Times Everybody enjoys a good horse ride

    If you cheat at cards you'll get thrown out Right out the Saloon doors on your butt Come back in and buy a round of whiskey Guess what? All is forgiven!

    (DJ Larry!) Calamity Jane and you're another guy that's probably an Injun This whiskey's warm (DJ Larry!) and smells like piss Oh, no my stache smells like piss!

    So that's your story (gunshots, hard to hear lyrics) stickin' to it The Old Wild West is no place for a lady I'm the bartender but I'm also the Mayor So just put that Asian hooker (DJ Waaahhh) (inaudible)

    I'm Tiny Tim and it's almost Christmas Sure is dusty here...

    Deflection1on March 02, 2009   Link

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