Sally O'Malley

Sally had tourette’s, isn’t that sad?
Sally had tourette’s really really really bad
And sometimes she said “PANCAKES!”

Sally went fishing out on the lake
Poor Sally caught a beaver by mistake
And sometimes she said “VAGINA!”

Sally O’Malley
Poor Sally

Sally had tourette’s, a terrible disease
Sally got bitten by a pekinese
And sometimes she said “CUMQUAT!”

Sally was Irish, isn’t that fun?
Sally got burned like a lobster in the sun
And sometimes she said “PIMENTO LOAF!”

Sally O’Malley
Poor Sally

Sally was cursed with terrible luck
Her daddy got crushed by a pickup truck
And sometimes she said “WENUS!”

Sally was drinking a Coca Cola
Unfortunately she got ebola
And sometimes she said “STOP TOUCHING MY DAMN WINDOW!”

Sally O’Malley
Poor Sally

*DISCLAIMER* THE WORD/WORDS SAID AFTER THE LINE "AND SOMETIMES SHE SAID" OFTEN AND USUALLY CHANGES EACH TIME IT IS PERFORMED.