The tent so big [Repeats]

I see something in your pants that can't be real
Don't hold back, baby, tell me what's the deal
I gotta move in closer and cop a feel
Oh my, you got something with mass appeal
The tent so big in your pants, baby
The tent so big in your pants

If there's a housing crisis in the n anymore
Need a place to go, you gotta open the door
Wanna save the night, pull up a floor
Wanna feel alright, party galore
You got a tents gig going in France, baby
An immense gig up in your pants, baby
The kids need something romance, baby
Come on, let's take a chance (ooh)

The tent's so big in your pants, baby
I'm gonna bring my friends for a dance, baby
Gonna sell those tickets advance, baby
An immense gig up in your pants, baby
The tent's so big in your pants, baby
I'm gonna bring my friends for a dance, baby
Gonna sell those tickets advance, baby
An immense gig up in your pants, baby

I'm invite assuring you, connie and dean
Girls and boys everywhere wanna make the scene
There's a pole in the middle and it's made out of wood
We should all dance around it, we would if we could
Stop the pole dancing, sliding up and down
Get to romancing, down, down to the ground
Stop the pole dancing, sliding up and down
Get to romancing, down, down to the ground

The tent's so big in your pants, baby
I'm gonna bring my friends for a dance, baby
Gonna sell those tickets advance, baby
An immense gig up in your pants, baby
The tent's so big in your pants, baby
I'm gonna bring my friends for a dance, baby
Gonna sell those tickets advance, baby
An immense gig up in your pants, baby

You lick the pole when it's cold and your tongue'll stick
So keep the party pumpin' and thumpin' and shit
Rubbin' the club, legs in between
Lovin' the scrub, keepin' it clean
We're gonna wash that pole
We're gonna wash that pole
We're gonna wash that pole
Scrub that pole, wash that pole

The tent's so big in your pants, baby
I'm gonna bring my friends for a dance, baby
Gonna sell those tickets advance, baby
An immense gig up in your pants, baby
The tent's so big in your pants, baby
I'm gonna bring my friends for a dance, baby
Gonna sell those tickets advance, baby
An immense gig up in your pants, baby

Hurts so good I got a soregasm [Repeats]


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    Such a silly song, but with a killer beat!

    EvanXon August 26, 2006   Link
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    Hurts so good I got a soregasm!

    duff_man_8on September 29, 2006   Link
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    I love that. OMG. WOuld go perfectly with the infamous trouser tent epi of degrassi.

    she_speakson October 05, 2006   Link
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    I love this song, can't help but dance everytime I hear it :]

    alomaxrawwron December 03, 2006   Link
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    LOL @ whomever typed up these lyrics.

    omfgmattyon September 21, 2009   Link
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    this is one song that is very clever--it's both funny and witty. Most of her songs to not reach the quality of writing shown in this song, unfortunately.

    She's taken a sexual observation and developed into a hyperbole-tastic comical metaphor. You can almost see the evolution of the song from a dick joke to full-on metaphysical worship of a gigantic phallus.

    A: Dude, that is one serious pants-tent. B: damn, you are right!...that tent could house a 3-ring circus! A: that tent could take in every homeless person in California! etc.

    Is the reference to France a nod to "I see London, I see France..." or just picked for the rhyme?

    singaporeCatson January 11, 2010   Link

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